Friday, June 10, 2005

Gay men make the best wives

So my dear friend A. is staying at my place right now. It's fabulous. I come home from work, he makes dinner, then he washes the dishes while we talk about boys and whether I should pluck my eyebrows. He's leaving tomorrow, which is sad; otherwise I'd have to buy him a frilly apron to complete the picture.

4 comments:

evilsciencechick said...

oh man...I need a gay man!

Karl Elvis said...

I'll take one also, but he has to dress like a french maid.

Julie said...

Ah, but can you spank him when he's naughty?

And if so, does he *like* it?

Rachel said...

I haven't tried. He'd probably like it--as long as there were no boobies involved. He doesn't like boobies.