Monday, October 18, 2004

"My" cats have very distinct tastes and preferences. Here's some typical dialogue:

me: Who's your favourite world leader?
Ying (or Yang: they both seem to feel the same): Mao!
me: Who's your favourite composer?
Y: Milhaud!
me: Who's your favourite surrealist artist?
Y: Miro!
me: what would you chant at an anti-capitalist rally?
Y: Mao! Mao! Mao!

I tell them to mix it up a bit, maybe listen to some Debussy or check out some Dali, but they just give me big-eyed looks of reproach.


(I'm sorry. this is truly terrible. I'll get back to work now.)

1 comment:

Julie said...

Wow, that diss must be making you crazy right now. Have you ever heard "Sodomy" from Hair?

Masturbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Kama Sutra
Everyone!

I suggest more of the above and less convo with the cats. It really is better stress relief.